The Joys of Getting Older

Yesterday we went to Lois' Place for breakfast with Susie.
When we started looking at the menus, I noticed that Susie
was using the ol' extending one's arms trick in order to
read the menu. It seems I too, suffer from this malady.
It's not that my eyes are getting weaker, it's just that my
arms aren't long enough! I loaned her my very weak
Wal-Mart special reading glasses, and that seemed to do
the trick of making her arms long enough! Later, our
conversation turned to her long drive from Washington
State to our home here in Grand Junction. We both agreed
that it was best to drive during daylight hours because it
was harder to see at night. Aaargh. Just shoot me now!!!