Thursday, October 21, 2010

How It Isn't...

...But it would be kind of funny if it was!

A friend of mine sent me her idea of what she would
say to people while they were transporting for their
flight north.

“In the unlikely event of a water landing, grab the
heaviest object around you and carry it off the plane.
This will aid you in drowning in peace rather than
suffering from hypothermia. If the heaviest object
happens to be the person sitting next to you, be
certain to knock them unconscious so they do not
struggle in the water and extend your suffering.”

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY. IT SHOULD
NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always had my eye on the tool box in the back of the plane! Way better than floating around in a rubber raft.

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clear said...

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