Monday, July 16, 2007

Bring Your Wart to Work Day

As part of their "Community Outreach" program, the
Medical Department is doing several mundane things
for the community members such as removing moles and
warts. Saturday was "Bring Your Wart to Work Day".
Doc Keri was freezing warts off of "victims". Luckily
I don't have warts and the few people that had them
removed said it wasn't painful. The old tale says
that you get warts by kissing toads. I'm not sure
where those toads are around here, but they better
be careful because the Medical Department has a can
of compressed gas, and they're not afriad to use it.

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