Raiders of the Lost Storage Unit

This is the last scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark,
but it could easily be an overhead view of our
storage unit. Unfortunately it isn't lost. We
know exactly where it is, but like the Indy Jones
movie, it is quite an archaeological dig. Since
we haven't seen most of the contents for nearly five
years, there are things in this unit that I have
no idea where they came from, let alone didn't know
they were ours. The microwave oven we found today
didn't come from some ancient Egyptian or Assyrian,
but somehow it appeared in our storage and we're
happy to have it. Where did it come from??? We
can't remember. Maybe we should take the contents
on tour to all of the famous museums of the world...
or maybe we should just have a garage sale.